HAH.

SO I WAITED IN LINE ON SATURDAY FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS.

TO GET A H1N1 FLU VACCINE THAT I PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED
THAT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME TO RELAX MY DAMN ARM BEFORE THEY STABBED ME WITH THEIR GODFORSAKEN NEEDLE
AND INJECTED A DEAD VIRUS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE INTO MY ARM.

So now my arm hurts like a bitch and the only think I could think of while they stabbed me was "That is a clear fluid coming into my arm via a needle. Heroin is also a clear fluid. I do not know this clinic because Kaiser was out of it. They could, legit, be injecting me with heroin. in fact, the kid in front of me freaked the fuck out." Then again, the kid was freaking the fuck out BEFORE they injected it. In fact, they had to get A full grown, strong male doctor plus the kid's dad to hold him down enough so that the other doctor could give him the shot.

legit.

And the kid was what? 8? and it took two full-grown males to hold him still enough to give him a shot.


of course after that my day went UP UP UP. Spencer and Maurissa and I went out to Northgate, went to Hottopic, were GOING to get chipotle but didn't, decided to go to BJ's instead, but then decided against THAT because when I (and the other two, apparently) hear 'bj' i think blow job. and I will be DAMNED if I am going to eat in a brewery that I can't stop thinking of blow jobs whenever I hear about.

Rather, we went to Chevy's and got food, and then went and spun doughnuts in the parking lot while listening to industrial trance.

ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.

MADE ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE A LIFE. isototallydon't.

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SO I've really been watching Criminal Minds too much of late. >_>;; In fact, it gave me a good character idea, similar to Reid.

His name is Brook Hemmingway, he has an IQ of 176, works with the NYPD in profiling criminals. Graduated high school at age 14, and has 3 masters degrees. He has been working with the police for two years, having begun to work on his degrees before he graduated high school. He wears glasses at all times because he has very bad vision, and can't see without them. He carries a gun, though has never actually had to fire it before. This is probably good because he has terrible aim.

And one night he comes home from work to find a young woman has broken into his apartment, and claims to have amnesia....

I'm kind of afraid he's too similar to Reid, but I want the genius police guy kind of feel to him.


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Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 5

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[x] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 8

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[x] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 3

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 6

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[x] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 6


Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 4

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 8

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[ ] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 3

TIE. I AM A WITCHFAERY??

gawd that would be weird. But we already know I'm a witch, and i have certain... connections to the whole fae thing. hah